8 Ugly AF Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy In SG

Why would anyone wear an ugly Christmas sweater in Singapore? After all, we live on a tropical island where sunshine is only interrupted by occasional, very brief showers. Well, as anyone who has stepped into a mall or office building here can tell you, it’s like switching seasons. One moment it’s like being in a sauna situated in the devil’s armpit and the next, it’s like being hugged by a snowman.

So if you’re thinking of donning an ugly Christmas sweater to that Christmas party in the office, we’re here to help. After one whole morning spent combing the web for the ugliest Christmas sweaters available in Singapore, this is what we have.

For The Cat Lover

Do you love cats? Do you collect cats like primary school kids collected country erasers back in the 90s? Then, this one is for you. If you want to up your game further, consider rolling in cat hair for an authentic “Crazy Cat Person” look.

Price: $13.25 (U.P. $17.86)

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For The Dog Lover

Maybe the Shiba Inu isn’t your favourite dog but isn’t this sweater great? Who would have thought that a dog would become such a meme that Dogecoin ever became a thing? If you like your memes and your pups, this is the right sweater for you.

Price: $10.00

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For The Codependent

Do you wish that you and your bae could be always together? Do you get anxious when you two are separated for any extended amount of time? Then you need to get this sweater that both of you can fit in. Now, you can announce at the party without using words that you and your bae are one unit.

Price: $25.49 (U.P. $48.98)

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For The Pa-Jiao

There’s clearly something wrong with this deer on this Shein sweater. Its eyes are clearly mismatched in size and the proportions look very troubling indeed. Maybe it’s based off a real, mutated deer living near the Chernobyl no-go zone.

Note, if you’re unsure what Pa-Jiao means, blogfather Mr. Brown kindly defined this for us way back in 1998:

Price: $33.00

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For The One Who Has Everything

If you are the kind of person who radiates confidence and basks in the secure knowledge that you have all that you need… How about this sweater? Wear it proudly to show the world that you acknowledge and accept the fact that you are, in fact, god’s gift to this world.

Price: $14.90 ($49.99)

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For The Aspiring Designer

Love messing around on Photoshop or Illustrator? Spend your day watching YouTube tutorials on how to improve your craft? Then, you need this sweater, so you can tell everyone how the designer for this sweater missed the memo. What did they use to draw the dinosaur, Microsoft Paint?

Price: $38.00

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For The Pokemon Fanatic

Can you feel yourself slowly transforming into one of those aunties or uncles that lug around 4 – 5 mobile phones, just so they can play Pokemon Go? If so, you may want to signal your devotion to the franchise in a big, bright red manner by donning this sweater.

Price: $22.32

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For The Jurassic Park Fan

2020 was a strange ride largely defined by the plague of our times. If you spent most of the year wishing for dinosaurs to re-inherit the earth so they can wreck everything, including civilization, this rad sweater is just the one for you.

Price: $14.90 ($49.99)

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